for my portfolio i'll be using the midterm essay and essay #4 i feel as though these two are the most well structured and gramaticaly correct of all the essays I've completed. Also the topics of these essay somewhat intertwine, so finding proof and details from omnivores delima will be easy (atempting to kill two large birds with one small stone)

death to hipsters

I've realized over time that i judge most people by their musical taste. and normally im spot on. if you listen to bad music your normally an idiot or some body ill just generally dislike.  example #1 i walk in to this party sunday night in  mount pleasent aka hipster central. and the first thing to greet me as i walk in the door was some euro trash DJ club music. i knew from that moment i would hate everybody at this party.  and i was right. wall to wall hipsters, drinking PBR better known as hipster lager and discussing their fix gear bikes. kill me now. better yet just kill all them so i can change the music. they say never judge a book by its its cover but  its perfectly fine to judge a an ipod by whats obnoxiously blasting through the head phones. death to all hipsters.